For You Guys Who Read My Blog

[This starts out to the tune of "Time In a Bottle" by Jim Croce but it takes a left turn at the Dark Arts into Gangsterville. The rhymed couplets were inspired by David Rakoff. The last person who inspired me to wrote poetry was. . . wait for it. . . . Akon.]

Hello friends, it's great to see
That you're still here reading me
After all this time
To you, l'chaim

And maybe it's not "Every Day"
But it's a lot and I'm so way
Into you
And what you do

Cuz you're not a troll and you don't care
That I throw away poopy underwear
If I blog about not much for dinner
You don't tell me that my kids look thinner

You're so great This blog's a date
We can talk about what we hate
Or what we love and here's a clue
It starts with Honey and ends with Boo

In the Dark Arts we don't dabble
You've got my back over at Babble
I had a baby had a baby had a baby had four
Ya'll know that I think I might die if I have more

Blogging is 10% luck 20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
It's 5% input 50% my own say
and 100% reason to write the book every day