Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Proof That My Son Has Grown a Foot in a Year

Here we are on our annual trip to the top of the mountain last year:

That's Sam on the left. And here we are this year:
It's kind of weird, if you ask me.

He is handsome and wonderful. But, NO. He's not available. Nothing has made me more of a misogynist than having a teenage son. And when Maggie becomes a teenager and boys start texting, calling, talking to, and saying inappropriate things to her like some girls do to Sam, I can see myself googling "manslaughter" pretty often--just to brush up on the intricacies of the law.

Here's something rare:
Ben acting normal in a picture. Normally he's not exactly "cooperative" with photographers:


It came back to bite him today though when he brought this picture home. "I look like I don't understand what's happening," he said. Apt description, don't you think?

12 comments:

  1. That is weird. I don't remember Sam being that tall a few weeks ago. He's really as tall as you? Weird. Ben is awesome.

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  2. Dang, Sam! He's about to surpass Christian!

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  3. Very apt, and knowing is half the battle.

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  4. Its amazing what happens when the hormones kick in isn't it? Is he also eating tons. My son can eat like I cant believe. I keep reminding him he has a whole new body this year. I can't understand why he finds this offensive. I'm talking about his biceps not his... you know.

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  5. I believe that condition is called "teenagerus weedicus". It won't be long before my 13 year old will be eyeball to eyeball with me.

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  6. School photos are the source of unending hilarity - many years later we can look at them rationally - and then burst out laughing once more!!

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  7. And you look a lot like Erika in the hair do photo!!

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  8. Wow, he is so tall and grown up.

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  9. I think you should write an article for some avant garde backwoods magazine about giant schnauzers, giant sons, and giant lawn gnomes. It could even turn into a series.

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  10. Okay - the hair comment belongs on my niece's blog - how did that happen??

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  11. He's so good-looking! And look at you--you're just this petit little young mom standing next to him!

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  12. That last picture got my funnybone.

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